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Where is it written that vendors of traditional Vietnamese noodle soup must pun? Also, should I order from Good Pho You or Phobulous?
5 days ago -
Drinking Buddies gets a poster! http://t.co/n87uBV4ZbP @DBmovie @EW http://t.co/bUEwVsXgUr
5 days ago -
(The Borg + ED-209 + HAL) x (The Matrix + Moon + Final Fantasy) / Tom Cruise's leather suit x $120m = Oblivion #DejaVu #SciFiMixtape
Apr 21, 2013 -
Waiting for things is so fun!
Apr 12, 2013 -
For a quantity of Chinese food ordered, n, the amount received will equal n+X, where X is an amount capable of feeding a small village.
Apr 8, 2013 -
Jurassic Park 3D is so, so good. #JP3D
Apr 6, 2013 -
Ebert on "the only way to kiss a girl for the first time… fast enough to seem eager but slow enough to give her a chance to say 'So anyway…"
Apr 4, 2013 -
"Let Go" @juliejayz @daltoniansmusic @MercuryLoungeNY http://t.co/3QJXA8K3AO http://t.co/YrNzhAanjU
Apr 4, 2013 -
Dishes are dicks. You wash them, put them away clean and dry, and before you know it they're just lying around in the sink all filthy again.
Apr 3, 2013 -
I'm no writer, but staking the end of the world on your kick-ass hero not knowing what a #hashtag (sic) is seems, uh, under-thought.
Mar 31, 2013